MN12 Cougars, Crackpipe edition

Kinja'd!!! "atfsgeoff" (atfsgeoff)
05/10/2020 at 12:15 • Filed to: None

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Came across this pair of poor. neglected XR7s on my local craigslist.

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Ads quoted for CP Posterity, green first:

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over 100,000 miles –V8 4.6L

Clean title with sale / Service was maintained meticulously when driven
- Body damage on driver side behind door /Was running prior to taken off the road /Some parts such as brake calipers and ignition coils have been taken off.
- Good car to restore and drive or for parts car
- Car will need to be towed home.

White one’s description:

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1996 Mercury Cougar XR7 – Performance Pearl White w/ Tan Interior - $3000

over 100,000 miles – V8 4.6L

Clean title with sale / Service was maintained meticulously when driven
- Needs new fuel pump (which I have) / put on exhaust (which I have) that was stock / needs new wire for speedometer.
- Engine ran strong / transmission and rear end were rebuilt approximately 5,000 miles prior to
taken off the road. Stock spoiler on rear.
- I have another set of rims with new tires mounted on it P225-60-16 matching sport rims
- No body damage, just needs to be cleaned up due to it sitting for a while
- Good solid car to clean up and restore to driving condition
- Will need to be towed to take home

Both ads end with “I don’t need help selling it. Leave your tel number and tell me a good time to reach you. All others will be ignored.”

So he wants a combined $5,000 for these two shitheaps. I think he’ll be lucky to get $5 00 for the pair.


DISCUSSION (16)


Kinja'd!!! Tristan > atfsgeoff
05/10/2020 at 12:22

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They’re great cars, but completely worthless on resale. I bought one 10 years ago for $50. Tossed a battery in it and drove away. Fixed a couple things and then drove it from Florida to Minnesota. One of the coils failed on the way, so my V8 was a V6 from Tennessee to Minnesota.


Kinja'd!!! atfsgeoff > Tristan
05/10/2020 at 12:24

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Yeah. Even if they were cleaned up, necessary repairs done and had new tires put on, they’d still be worth about $600 each, at best.


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > atfsgeoff
05/10/2020 at 12:28

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That was not a good era for V8s from Ford.


Kinja'd!!! atfsgeoff > PS9
05/10/2020 at 12:31

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The modular 2v 4.6 was a pretty reliable engine but it was a boat anchor for  power vs physical size and weight.


Kinja'd!!! MultiplaOrgasms > atfsgeoff
05/10/2020 at 12:31

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I like these, they look like absolute shit but with RWD and V8 there is fun to be had


Kinja'd!!! atfsgeoff > MultiplaOrgasms
05/10/2020 at 12:32

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Sure, as long as you drop a zero from the prices.


Kinja'd!!! fintail > atfsgeoff
05/10/2020 at 12:35

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PNWers are generally more reasonable:

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/543659512889665/

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/547484462607286/

Of course, there’s always one with an issue and a high price:

https://portland.craigslist.org/clk/cto/d/medford-1996-mercury-cougar-xr7-2nd/7117409369.html

Here’s a pretty mint looking one:

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/175362247052308/

Or go back in time:

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/895218094243149/


Kinja'd!!! Tristan > atfsgeoff
05/10/2020 at 12:58

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I’d give $1,200 for the white one. It looks pretty. But that's top dollar and road ready.


Kinja'd!!! MultiplaOrgasms > atfsgeoff
05/10/2020 at 13:02

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Was commenting more on the model itself than the specimen advertised. That said my 406 had also been sitting on the dealer lot long enough to amass quite a bit of moss, admittedly not as much as these. A fresh battery and a hosedown later I had a perfectly functioning daily driver that I have yet to spend a cent on repairs.


Kinja'd!!! PyramidHat > atfsgeoff
05/10/2020 at 13:19

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I don’t need help selling it

I disconcur, sir..


Kinja'd!!! ranwhenparked > atfsgeoff
05/10/2020 at 13:31

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Is it just me, or is quoting the exact brochure name for the paint colors under these circumstances basically the height of pretension ? 


Kinja'd!!! ITA97, now with more Jag @ opposite-lock.com > atfsgeoff
05/10/2020 at 14:37

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There is a guy in his 50's that lives somewhere in my general area and commutes to work in a green one of these in nearly pristine condition.  I see him once or twice a week in the mornings.  I can’t say that I want one of these, but I get a kick out of seeing a nice one on a regular basis.


Kinja'd!!! Urambo Tauro > atfsgeoff
05/10/2020 at 15:05

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I had a green ’94 Cougar just like that ’95... too bad mine didn’t have the V8. ( I later corrected that mistake with a ’96 Thunderbird.)


Kinja'd!!! Kiltedpadre > atfsgeoff
05/10/2020 at 15:20

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I’m almost bored enough to bug the guy about his idiotic pricing. Maybe tomorrow.


Kinja'd!!! Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > atfsgeoff
05/10/2020 at 20:11

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LOL... mega crack pipe.

Nice price at $200 and $300 respectively. 


Kinja'd!!! Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom > atfsgeoff
05/10/2020 at 22:00

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The early 4.6s has issues with spark plugs blowing out. This was corrected with the PI (performance improved) heads